-A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
-A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
-Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
-The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." There was never a recorded Wendy before.
-If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. << lmao i especially like this one.
-Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.
-The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. hahahahahaa.
-Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
-Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
-Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
-Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
a mindfuck. a pool floating in a lake.
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